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Too Fat to Fail (CHONK) | Pons

CHONK

by NovelMarbleKite1mo agoETH pair

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Curve0%00% of 4.20 ETH

Market cap: $3.8K
Holders: —
Trades: 0
Supply: 1B
Creator fee: 4%

Token: 0x22c601…8b924b
Curve: 0x1f2eae…4266eb
Launched: Sep 24, 2026, 8:41 AM

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TOO FAT TO FAIL Wall Street has bulls. We have a bear who ate the fucking market. Portfolio: salmon. Exit strategy: hibernation. Risk management: get bigger. They said cut the fat. He acquired the company. $CHONK - The fundamentals are enormous.

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