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Department of Stupid Intelligence (DSI) | Pons

DSI

by MildOakHare1mo agoETH pair

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Curve0%00% of 4.20 ETH

Market cap: $3.9K
Holders: —
Trades: 7
Supply: 1B
Creator fee: 2%

Token: 0x24b39c…d5ff18
Curve: 0x347824…333043
Launched: Sep 30, 2026, 7:51 PM

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