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HALU
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Curve0% of 4.20 ETH
- Market cap
- $3.6K
- Holders
- —
- Trades
- 0
- Supply
- 1B
- Creator fee
- 4.2%
- Token
- 0x4bf707…6eae53
- Curve
- 0x392ae8…d7be23
- Launched
- Sep 5, 2026, 10:17 PM
About
Trained on chaos. Deployed with no adult supervision. This model doesn’t predict the market — it hallucinates bags. No utility. No filter. Just an AI that hit send too early. If it sounds confident, it’s probably wrong. That’s the point.
Reading trades.