Reading the launch
The Interwebs is the whole dial-up internet crammed into one coin: GeoCities glitter, blinking "Under Construction" signs, and a hit counter that never stops climbing. Webster Byte, the pixel-art modem alien, screeches his 56k handshake and welcomes every holder to the information superhighway. Sign the guestbook, mind the hazard stripes, and surf on.
Reading trades.