Fake Breakfast Supplement Empire

Anon never cooked a single egg. He typed "artisanal breakfast, morning light, 8k" and the machine returned a bowl of oats with seven blueberries that don't exist. Twelve replies later, /biz/ had already priced the funnel: post it on Instagram, sell magnesium. By reply nine someone was asking where to buy the supplements, and anon hadn't even made them yet.

Reading trades.