Drive Thru Rizz Protocol

Every Saturday at 11:40am, anon rolls up to window two, orders the same medium fry, and rehearses a line he never delivers. Seven replies on /biz/ told him he's 35 and it matters; one told him to tip $20 and say nothing. Week 14: he finally speaks. She says "for here or to go?" He says "yes." The chain records every attempt forever, gas paid in medium fries.

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