Senior Dev Since Tuesday

Anon padded 8 years of Kubernetes onto a resume he wrote at 3am, got the senior title, and spent his first standup nodding at words he was quietly googling under the desk. Six replies deep, /biz/ told him it was fine, everyone does it, just never say the word 'deprecated' out loud. By month three he was mentoring juniors and had somehow become genuinely competent. The lie vested faster than his equity.

Reading trades.