Reading the launch
WE HAVE ACHIEVED CONNECTION. Modem is the greatest invention mankind has ever screeched into existence — 56 kilobits per second of PURE, UNFILTERED FUTURE, delivered straight to your eardrums via KSSHHHKRRRCHHH. Forget your fiber, forget your wifi: the World Wide Web was built on this chunky beige box, and it is NOW LOADING forever.
Reading trades.