A gently used Laptop

Selling my old Dell laptop. It has been gently used. By gently I mean I only dropped it twice and one of those times was onto carpet. It turns on. Sometimes you need to hold the power button and think positive thoughts, but it turns on. The screen has a few scratches from where I cleaned it with the wrong side of a sponge. You stop noticing after a while, and honestly the scratches are where the alpha lives. Comes with the original charger. Does not come with the original box, the original battery life, or my Runescape account (already sold). Stickers have been removed except the one that says "Intel inside" which I believe is load bearing. Every other coin promises you a supercomputer. $DELL promises you a laptop that has seen things, and is still here. That is the whole pitch. That is the whole coin. 发财 means get rich, and the laptop believes in you more than it believes in its own hinge.

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