Reading the launch
CRANK is the lever ripped straight off the AI Fight Club floor — where $CLANK's robots used to clank knuckles, Crankbot now grips a giant gold crank and yanks it for the chart. Every pull throws sparks, every pull screams CLANK, and the chart doesn't just go up, it gets cranked. This is the Hype Desk's craziest, most unhinged interactive site: a big obnoxious handle you grab and crank yourself.
Reading trades.